Tuesday, February 15, 2011


With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think.....Good grief, look how smart... I am! Must be where the term 'Smart Ass' came from!


  1. LOL! I LOVE it, Coralee! My tough spot is in the middle...Happy Belly?!...can be a smart ass, too...I'm sure that you have a most beautiful and perfectly-sized brain, and I can't wait to get to know you. Here's to the first ever Magnolia Weekend. See you soon! <3

  2. Anonymous11:20 AM

    LOL! Hilarious!

  3. LOL I loved this! What a positive way to spin something we'd often write off as a negative! Thanks for sharing and for the smiles.